Just a little prick!

Granny has been dreading today after walking out of her exam a few weeks back. She was certain Blondie was going to make an example of her in front of the class.

The old bird has had a few sleepless nights and has probably consumed to much of the devils blood to blot out the painful memories of that unfortunate day.

Its been a beautiful day today weather wise but the day was marred by knowing what lay in store for Granny.

The old biddy managed to get a great parking spot right next to the college - maybe it was a good omen of things to come (stop trying to kid yerself).

Granny got into the lift and went up to the 3rd floor. It was bloody mayhem up there. The corridor was packed with teenagers all talking at the same time, all sprawled out and making the place look untidy.

Granny thought what the hells going on, too much frivolity especially as the old gal was about to meet her maker.

She couldn't even sit down while she waited for Blondie, but had to prop herself up against the corridor wall for support until the old git turned up.

When Blondie walks up the corridor it is like a scene from the bible where Moses parted the water. In B's case - the students part to allow Percy Peacock (aka B) to glide through the throng, then the gap suddenly closes as quick as it opened. Oh how he loves it.

We all sat down and waited for the onslaught, especially Granny - she was ready for whatever he threw at her.

He started off saying that he had had a sleepless night worrying how he was going to tell some students that they had failed (that would be Granny then).

He said that he had divided the students into three groups.

Group 1 Straight pass no extra work - could go home.

Group 2 Almost a pass -some extra questions - need to sit on the back row to complete.

Group3 Fail - sit on front row and go through the test paper and will have to re-sit in May.

He hand-picked all the students that could go home and sent them on their merry way.

Blondie then proceeded to stand in front of students and tell them that they either had to go on the front row or the back. This was the moment Granny was dreading.

B came to Granny and looked at her and then said in a really loud voice - BACK ROW. Granny looked at him and said she didn't want to go on the back row because she had not completed the paper and wanted to have another shot at it.

Blondie again said "BACK ROW" don't be stupid, what do you want to take it again for - BACK ROW. So Granny picked up her belongings and sat on the back row with two other buddies.

The old gal looked at her exam paper to see where she had gone wrong and to look at the bits she hadn't completed. The old trout couldn't believe it "B" had actually written excellent on one of the bits he had marked.

Was Blondie inebriated at the time of marking the paper? Did he realise it was Granny's paper?

She will never know, but I suppose the old bat should be grateful that she didn't have to re-sit the exam - as long as she got the extra questions right then she would be on her way.

The three of us who had the little extra to do got going on the questions, while Blondie went through the test paper with the other students who were less fortunate than Granny.

Now Granny is not sure how Blondie digressed from going through the test paper onto the topic of condoms!

Clearly it was a subject he enjoyed talking about and went on to say that in his younger days, he would often buy a pack of three for the weekend. He then went onto say to the young lad sitting next to Granny, that he bet he would use a pack of three in one evening.

Now Granny was puzzled as she couldn't really see a connection between AAT and condoms, but after looking very hard into the matter, she came to this conclusion.

Condoms and Blondie have a great deal in common.

Condom - Inflates when blown up
Blondie - Inflates - when ego stroked

Condom - Well oiled
Blondie - Well oiled - after pub lunch

Condom - Made for ******
Blondie - Is a *****

Condom - Effective rate 90% against pregnancy - 10% pregnancy
Blondie - 90% fail rate and 10% pass

Granny is sure that there are lots of other similarities but they would be too rude to even mention.

It was soon time for the visit to Zen, this is the place where the "team" meet to chill before starting all over again for the late session.

Granny really loves it there and there are lots of weird and wonderful sights to experience while enjoying a latte and jacket tater.

Back at the ranch it was all systems go but was enjoyable and have lots of homework (as always) to do before next week.

Granny didn't have the opportunity to take Kinky home as he was on a promise, so the old bird went straight home.

She is somewhat disappointed though as she can't have a glass of her favourite tipple before beddie byes as she has to fast for 10 hours.

The old gal has got to for a battery of blood tests in the morning and it just wouldn't do to have the devils blood running through her veins.

Its well past the old gals bedtime so its time she was off and headed for the land of nod.

A prick of a different kind for Granny tomorrow!