On Vacation.

If you are looking for Granny then you are going to be disappointed. The old bird is taking a well earned rest from the trials and tribulations of Blondie.

The owd geezer has done his best to try and put Granny into an early grave, but the old bird is re-charging her batteries as we speak. The old biddy will be on top form on her return in just under a weeks time.

The old git might have thought Granny was about to crumble and give in when she threw a wobbler, but no - the old gal is akin to Super Gran and the old woman has neat Shiraz pumping through her veins and ready to tackle the next onslaught.

There will be tears, blood, guts and gore - but they won't be Granny's.


Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon!