
Granny was again the first to arrive, anyone would think she was eager. Blondie's Bitch was the next to turn up and she had her baps out!
This was a tactical ploy to distract Blondie as much as she could. He always has an eye on her ample bosom. Things haven't gone too well for her just lately, so this was her next move.
It might just earn her some brownie points and help things along the way.
He was the last person to come strutting down the corridor. I suppose we should have realised something was going on because he had a blue shirt on - he never wears blue. Still got the dodgy stain though - no change there.
He greeted us all with this "smile" bloody hell, that was frightening in its self. Blondie don't smile unless he has wind.
We all trooped into the classroom and plonked ourselves down ready for a crap day. Perhaps Granny is being a bit too negative. But it is always a crap day in his company.
There was no mention of recent events and he dished out the days work. It was a past test paper for us to complete.
The thing that shocked Granny most was that he didn't give us any verbal as he was dishing the stuff out.
Its very unsettling you know when you are waiting for something and it doesn't happen.
Granny and Blondie's Bitch exchanged glances as both were very puzzled. There she was with her baps on display and he didn't even blink an eyelid. He didn't even notice them. Think someone must have slipped some bromide in his tea.
We all sat waiting for him to give us some grief before telling us to get on with the paper, but it didn't happen.
Blondie actually for once started to go through the paper from start to finish with us all in tow. He actually stopped to allow people to catch up if they had fallen behind. Summat was going on here - it was very unnerving.
The old bird thought perhaps that this was his twin brother just covering the days session for him. This was not our Blondie and it was frightening the old gal.
Even when Mr Angry had a bit of a do, Blondie gave us that smile again - very puzzling indeed?
Blondie gave us a 20 minute break because we had all "done so well" - bloody nora.
He returned after the break and trotted into the classroom - again with that "smile". Somethings definitely going on this was not normal.
Poor old Granny had a bugger of a time concentrating as she was busy staring at him to see if she could spot anything amiss.
The lesson came and went without a hitch and Granny got called angel by him and was called by her christian name instead of the full title he usually dishes out.
When the lesson was over he signalled to three colleagues (BB, BC and Mule) to stay behind. You won't know mule cos he doesn't normally attend this lesson.
Granny and team waited for BB to return. She came out saying that Blondie spoke about having a threesome. Granny told her that it twas them baps that did it. But it was just Blondie having one of his little jokes. He was slipping back into his old routine.
The team went to Zen to discuss the days events. We all came to the same conclusion that the old git had had a swift kick up the backside as his attitude was one we had never experienced.
Granny thinks words have been said as there have been so many grumblings about the Tango Whiskey Alpha Tango (Granny got that from a friend).
For once, today had been very uneventful, but Granny is pleased to say that she feels as though she has learned quite a bit, and dare she say, that she has enjoyed it.
Blondie showing human kindness is very alien to him and the old gal thinks someone has paid him a little visit in the night and given him a brain transplant. Hope to christ they don't come back for it!
It will be interesting to see if Blondie can keep it up (being nice is what Granny is talking about).